If you are bothered by occasional or
frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the
following phrase three times in succession when symptoms
occur:
My present and future financial and personal well
being are totally in the hands of
� ���
Barack
Obama

Joe
Biden
 Harry Reid
 Nancy Pelosi
 Tim Geithner
 Rahm Emmanuel
 Chris Dodd
 and Barney Frank!

� �If
that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably
destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.
There
is no need to thank me for this advice; I'm just doing it as a
public service.
Gold Director,
Uppercase Living
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